The New-age Guide to Natural Disasters
Boulder Man Hopes to Stop Gulf Oil Gusher Using Meditation The basic concept is to try and get as many people to visualize that the valve is actually functioning and is working and closing… I’m very...
View ArticleThe Carebear establishes commission to investigate Gulf oil gusher
Yes, but if it is like his other commissions, it will end up with a recommendation to cut Social Security and have a surge in Afghanistan. Will a Democrat run in 2012?
View ArticleBP Theater presents…
The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: they’re pissed off.
View ArticleTaking asses and kicking names
Getty – President Carebear sprouts antlers, he’s so angry. President Carebear has fired Liz Birnbaum, who was the head of Porn and Meth administration that also (too?) was somehow in charge of oil rig...
View ArticlePleasantville, revisited
Thus, the media begins the rehabilitation of The GOP’s favorite in-house Exorcist and noted volcano monitor, professional Mr. Rogers’ Impersonator and Governor of Louisiana, Bobby “Bubba” Jindal:...
View ArticleHell must be running out of demons
BP hires Cheney spokeswoman to lead PR effort No mention if BP plans to shoot an old dude in the face yet.
View ArticleSomeone needs to change Vitter’s diaper…
…there’s something oily in it: What happens when you’re a small government, pro-business conservative and your state gets pummeled by one of the worst man made disasters ever – not five years after...
View ArticleFlorida, land of the newly wed and the nearly dead
Epcot by AwesomeFlorida.com BP’s slick will be on the Florida Peninsula by the weekend. But meanwhile a saw that the robot subs were using to cut the pipe has gotten stuck. Is anything going as planned?
View ArticleSeparated at Birth?
Boss Hog and Haley Barbour, separated at birth? By Tengrain “Barbour, a former Chairman of the Republican National Committee, has consistently insisted that pretty much every reaction to the spill has...
View ArticleThis Olympic moment is brought to you by…
…BP. And of course the USOC is just fine with BP as sponsors. In sports, Big Money is the same, no matter how tainted it might be. Anyone else think it will be unintentionally hillarious to watch...
View ArticleWeepy the Orange Weeps More
Hahahaha! Now I know why Weepy wanted the US Taxpayer to pick up the tab for BP’s environmental disaster: he bought about $50,000 of BP stock, which –HAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA! — he bought right before the rig...
View ArticleBP Theater presents…
The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: they’re pissed off.
View ArticleTaking asses and kicking names
Getty – President Carebear sprouts antlers, he’s so angry. President Carebear has fired Liz Birnbaum, who was the head of Porn and Meth administration that also (too?) was somehow in charge of oil rig...
View ArticlePleasantville, revisited
Thus, the media begins the rehabilitation of The GOP’s favorite in-house Exorcist and noted volcano monitor, professional Mr. Rogers’ Impersonator and Governor of Louisiana, Bobby “Bubba” Jindal:...
View ArticleHell must be running out of demons
BP hires Cheney spokeswoman to lead PR effort No mention if BP plans to shoot an old dude in the face yet.
View ArticleSomeone needs to change Vitter’s diaper…
…there’s something oily in it: What happens when you’re a small government, pro-business conservative and your state gets pummeled by one of the worst man made disasters ever – not five years after...
View ArticleFlorida, land of the newly wed and the nearly dead
Epcot by AwesomeFlorida.com BP’s slick will be on the Florida Peninsula by the weekend. But meanwhile a saw that the robot subs were using to cut the pipe has gotten stuck. Is anything going as planned?
View ArticleSeparated at Birth?
Boss Hog and Haley Barbour, separated at birth? By Tengrain “Barbour, a former Chairman of the Republican National Committee, has consistently insisted that pretty much every reaction to the spill has...
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